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Search Results 9 Search Results for the author "Jesse Hoffart"
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Ass to Mouth Resuscitation Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
One friend plugs the nose of a passed out chick, while you fart directly in her ...
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 33,098 views 2.44 = Ass to Mouth Resuscitation Star Ass to Mouth Resuscitation Star (27 votes)

Breezy Point Sprinkler System Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
You bring a drunk girl home from the Commander bar, fuck her till she passes out...
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,660 views 2.00 = Breezy Point Sprinkler System Star Breezy Point Sprinkler System Star (3 votes)

Greasy Fry Pan Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Nut in a frying pan, cook it to boil, and make your girlfriend eat it up.
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,981 views 1.00 = Greasy Fry Pan Star (2 votes)

Instant Messenger Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Put a cell phone on vibrate, then insert it into a chicks ass. Proceed to call i...
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,959 views 1.00 = Instant Messenger Star (2 votes)

Spreadsheet Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Give a chick paper cuts on her clit
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,695 views 2.50 = Spreadsheet Star Spreadsheet Star Spreadsheet Star (2 votes)

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St. Cloud Cum-dumpster Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Fucking a chick,shitting on her face then throwing her in a garbage dumpster
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,892 views 1.44 = St. Cloud Cum-dumpster Star (18 votes)

Stunt Double Bad Dream Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Hide a friend in your closet, then while fucking a girl from behind, quick switc...
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,926 views 2.91 = Stunt Double Bad Dream Star Stunt Double Bad Dream Star Stunt Double Bad Dream Star (11 votes)

The Chuck Beavers Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Hanging around a chick for two years and never fucking her.
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 32,782 views 2.00 = The Chuck Beavers Star The Chuck Beavers Star (6 votes)

Two Eighty Katie Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
When you bring home a fat chick!
Submitted by: Jesse Hoffart 34,172 views 2.50 = Two Eighty Katie Star Two Eighty Katie Star Two Eighty Katie Star (6 votes)

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